Thursday, July 24, 2008

some thots worth sharing :)

haven't written any thing for many days.. was busy with so many things goin parelley in life...
bahut confusion hein life mein :)
kher wo to hamesha rehta hein.. no issues with it :D
some of quotes i like a lot r as follows:
n i follow thm too :)
worth thinking:
*The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. -- Plutarch
*A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
*We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain
*Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again
*Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
*Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
* Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. -- John F. Kennedy
Dont thnk much;)
*How come you have to pay someone to rotate your tires? Isn't that the basic idea behind the wheel? Don't they rotate on their own?
*Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stopp for coffee and a danish!"
*Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!
*Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -Steve Bluestone
some frustating thots:
*The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. -- Salvador Dali
*Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. -George Carlin
*Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
*I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python
*A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -Fred Allen
some cool definitions
*Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling youhave never felt before.
*Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
*Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken ofwhen dead.
*Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that youactually look forward to the trip.
*Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally fallsinto a river.
*Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway"See I am not injured yet."
this one is amazing
*Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeatedby feminine water-power. ..
*Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &a fool at the other.
will b bak soon vth recent updates :)